Well, I signed on last night
My screen name's "Cowboy Joe."
I found a country chat room
And met a girl named "Dosey Doe."
We started swapping fantasies,
We both got a little bolder.
I never saw my wife
Standing over my shoulder.

The World Wide Web is becoming all the rage.
I jumped head first into the cyber age.
I got caught sending e-mail
To some other female
Now I'm S O L on A O L
And I'm looking for a new home page.

The more she cried, the more she screamed,
The more her anger rose.
She said, "I hope you've saved what's on your screen
'Cause now your screen has froze.
You might have faulty memory,
But I don't give a damn.
Get your hard drive out of here,
Until you get more megs of RAM."

The World Wide Web is becoming all the rage.
I jumped head first into the cyber age.
I got caught sending e-mail
To some other female
Now I'm S O L on A O L
And I'm looking for a new home page.

So all of you web surfers
Take a tip from me
You don't need a faster clock speed,
You don't need more memory.
All of your peripherals
Can all go to waste,
If you don't have a nice warm home page.
It's cold in cyber space.

The World Wide Web is becoming all the rage.
I jumped head first into the cyber age.
I got caught sending e-mail
To some other female
Now I'm S O L on A O L
And I'm looking for a new home page.