Last night I took you to the movies.
"Toy Story" was a'playin'.
You seemed to think that it was groovy,
'Cause in my ear I heard you sayin',
   "They're sellin' dolls like these at the burger joint, you see
   And if you really cared, you'd buy some for me."
There ain't much I wouldn't do,
I got a Buzz 'n' Woody for you.

I got a Buzz 'n' Woody
I got a Buzz 'n' Woody
I got a Buzz 'n' Woody for you.
There ain't much I wouldn't do,
I got a Buzz 'n' Woody for you.

I just had about an hour to kill,
So I went and stood in line.
Nothin' else gives me quite the thrill
A smile on your face is so fine.
   I had to buy a kid's meal,I guess I got a good deal,
   The dolls you wanted came with a burger, and fries.
And when my lovly meal was through,
I got a Buzz 'n' Woody for you.

I got a Buzz 'n' Woody
I got a Buzz 'n' Woody
I got a Buzz 'n' Woody for you.
There ain't much I wouldn't do,
I got a Buzz 'n' Woody for you.

But now, you and I have parted
You just told me we were done.
Our love affair should never have started,
After all, I'm not a doctor's son.
   I reached down in the bag and I gave the dolls to you.
   I never really wanted them, what else could I do?
Even though I know we're through,
I got a Buzz 'n' Woody for you.

I got a Buzz 'n' Woody
I got a Buzz 'n' Woody
I got a Buzz 'n' Woody for you.
There ain't much I wouldn't do,
I got a Buzz 'n' Woody for you.

Though we may not procreate, I hope that you appreciate,
I got a Buzz 'n' Woody for you.